You don't know what happened in Maui. You think you might know but you don't REALLY know. This is an interesting idea about what may have happened, and I'm not making any concrete claims because I can't see Maui from Minnesota. If it's true, they'll roast your bunker wherever it is.

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.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size