Maui got hit by a D.E.W. Direct Energy Weapon Soft Trucker Cap

You don't know what happened in Maui. You think you might know but you don't REALLY know. This is an interesting idea about what may have happened, and I'm not making any concrete claims because I can't see Maui from Minnesota. If it's true, they'll roast your bunker wherever it is.

A 100% polyester front and 100% nylon mesh weave back make these hats super durable through regular wear and tear. They come in one size with an adjustable plastic snap closure: 22.8" (58cm). The cap's front has six rows of visor stitching. 

.: Material: 100% polyester foam front with 100% nylon mesh weave back
.: One size fits most (22.8"/58cm)
.: Four color combinations to pick from
.: Adjustable plastic snap closure
.: Six row stitching on visor