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Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.

.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length, in	27.17	27.96	29.14	29.93	31.11	31.89	33.08	33.86
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.99	28	29.93	31.89	33.86
Sleeve length from CB, in	33	34.02	35	35.99	37.01	38	39.02	40

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size