The 90's were a wild time. Dirtbikes were at their peak, the industrial revolution was at it's climax, and mail order merchandise was at it's spiciest. There were no Amazon porch thieves (they were too busy stealing bikes) and you never knew which package you got was about to remove your digits.

There's nobody to take the place of Uncle Ted, at least, not anybody that we know of yet. But you too, if your IQ is above 150, could start a direct mail campaign that would change the world.

This high quality regular fit tee has a casually elegant vibe. Additionally, unbelievably soft tri-blend fabric makes it extremely comfortable - once put on, impossible to take off.

.: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
.: Light Fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn in label

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	18.23	19.77	21.26	22.76	24.73
Heigth, in	27.49	28.51	29.49	30.48	31.5