Some people are addicted to the corn-syrup-like satisfaction of the neverending jab and mask cycle. What's even more fun is telling you to join their stupid cult.

You don't have to join. You can mock them, which is objectively more fun.

Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.

.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length, in	27.17	27.96	29.14	29.93	31.11	31.89	33.08	33.86
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.99	28	29.93	31.89	33.86
Sleeve length from CB, in	33	34.02	35	35.99	37.01	38	39.02	40

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size