Defy Your Local Tyrant Flexfit Cap

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Do you have a petty governor? I technically do, but I've been ignoring him since spring 2020.

This is what Chat GPT said about it. We're seeing if including robotic language helps bump us up in the algorithm, so don't read too much into it unless you're google's web-crawler and you want to put this on the front of google.

Introducing our new "Defy Your Local Tyrant" Flexfit hat, designed to make a bold and powerful statement. Featuring the phrase "Defy Your Local Tyrant" embroidered in crisp, bold letters on the front, this hat is perfect for those who aren't afraid to stand up for what they believe in.

Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, this Flexfit hat is both comfortable and stylish, making it the perfect accessory for any outfit. Whether you're out on the town or just hanging out at home, this hat is sure to turn heads and start conversations.

The message on this hat is a call to action, encouraging individuals to take a stand against oppressive and unjust authority. It's a powerful reminder that we all have the power to resist tyranny and fight for freedom and justice.

So why wait? Order your "Defy Your Local Tyrant" Flexfit hat today and show the world that you're not afraid to speak out against injustice. With its bold message and comfortable fit, this hat is sure to become a staple in your wardrobe and a symbol of your commitment to the values of freedom and throwing communists out of helicopters.

Available in two sizes with an elastic stretch band, this hat is a sure winner in comfort! It has an athletic shape with a curved visor.

• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Stretch band
• Silver undervisor
• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh