Here's an idea.

Let's mutate a virus that originated in a biolab so that we can roll out our subscription service once a month vaccines so your immune system can't function without us so that if you get out of line your social credit score will tell AI not to give you the monthly health jab and you can die in a shuddering pile of transhuman goo and the planet will have one less useless eater taking up all of Klaus Schwab's oxygen.

Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.

.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length, in	27.17	27.96	29.14	29.93	31.11	31.89	33.08	33.86
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.99	28	29.93	31.89	33.86
Sleeve length from CB, in	33	34.02	35	35.99	37.01	38	39.02	40

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size