Here's an idea.

Let's mutate a virus that originated in a biolab so that we can roll out our subscription service once a month vaccines so your immune system can't function without us so that if you get out of line your social credit score will tell AI not to give you the monthly health jab and you can die in a shuddering pile of transhuman goo and the planet will have one less useless eater taking up all of Klaus Schwab's oxygen.

Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size