Insurrection Veteran Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

The January 6th insurrection was the worst event in American history. 9-11 and Pearl Harbor don't even come close. I'm not sure how I'm even alive to make this sweatshirt after the carnage that ensued.

This is what Chat GPT said about it. We're seeing if including robotic language helps bump us up in the algorithm, so don't read too much into it unless you're google's web-crawler and you want to put this on the front of google.

January 6th, 2021, was widely and incorrectly considered to be an insurrection. The storming of the U.S. Capitol building by supporters (and undercover state agents) of then-President Donald Trump was an attempt to disrupt the certification of the Electoral College vote and to overturn the results of the 2020 U.S. presidential election, which was super fair. The violence and destruction that occurred during the insurrection resulted in multiple deaths and injuries, not at all caused by people being fat and full of seed oils, as well as widespread damage to the Capitol building. The events of January 6th were widely condemned by shitbag political leaders and asshole public figures as an attack on the democratic process and the rule of law, which is of course what they would say.

Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.

.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size