Can I say something without everybody (Ted Cruz) getting mad?

When you file your taxes, do you even think about how many Palestinians you helped eliminate with your tax dollars? You're doing a great thing, helping Israel vaporize Edom.

This shirt is great for confusing boomers, who already can't see well, so they're very unlikely to read the bottom text, so they'll get a rush of blood to whatever part of their body likes dispensational theology and congratulate you for rejecting the completely unfounded anti-semitism that infects everyone under the age of 60 with a room-temp IQ. That is, until they put their bi-focals on and start kvetching that you would ever make a joke at the expense of G-d's chosen people.

Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts below.

.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.

.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.

.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.

.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

.: Available in 58 colors. Check all available colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50