Can I say something without everybody (Ted Cruz) getting mad?

When you file your taxes, do you even think about how many Palestinians you helped eliminate with your tax dollars? You're doing a great thing, helping Israel vaporize Edom.

This shirt is great for confusing boomers, who already can't see well, so they're very unlikely to read the bottom text, so they'll get a rush of blood to whatever part of their body likes dispensational theology and congratulate you for rejecting the completely unfounded anti-semitism that infects everyone under the age of 60 with a room-temp IQ. That is, until they put their bi-focals on and start kvetching that you would ever make a joke at the expense of G-d's chosen people.

Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.

.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length, in	27.17	27.96	29.14	29.93	31.11	31.89	33.08	33.86
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.99	28	29.93	31.89	33.86
Sleeve length from CB, in	33	34.02	35	35.99	37.01	38	39.02	40

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size