Trumpthany Dontano here, the internet's busiest political nerd, with a surprise mixtape drop from Donald Trump, debut mixtape Expresident.

Here's an exerpt from the opening track, "Beware."

And I know soon come my time

For in mine void a pale horse burns

But I fear not the time I've taken

Past the point of no return

Wage war like no tomorrow

'Cause no hell, there won't be one

For all who deny the struggle

The triumphant overcome

(God is watching, God is watching)

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